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I hate Russians…And Germans…And French are not my favorite either.

I hate Russians…And Germans…And French are not my favorite either.


My employees are all very stupid.

My employees are all very stupid.



Seriously, just hearing her voice makes me want to poke my own eye out.

Seriously, just hearing her voice makes me want to poke my own eye out.


(Source: realityingifs)


Of course I send dirty text messages to my man and there comes a time where Skype comes in really handy! Ya know, just saying.

Of course I send dirty text messages to my man and there comes a time where Skype comes in really handy! Ya know, just saying.


Hold the penis sex messages…unless I ask you for it. That’s the rule.

Hold the penis sex messages…unless I ask you for it. That’s the rule.


Guy Code is basically a way of life where you act like you constantly know what you’re doing especially when you don’t.

Guy Code is basically a way of life where you act like you constantly know what you’re doing especially when you don’t.

A woman shaved down there is cool a man shaved down there just looks like a sad muppet.

A woman shaved down there is cool a man shaved down there just looks like a sad muppet.

Be comfortable with all the hair that you have unless it’s back hair… then get rid of it.

Be comfortable with all the hair that you have unless it’s back hair… then get rid of it.